Meatball Curry

I finally created a successful curry sauce that did not involve garam masala. Huzzah! Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love garam masala-based curries, but every time I try to make a different one, it ends up tasting too coriander-y or cumin-y. This one was great. I think it was the addition of eggplant that really did the trick; it totally tasted like an authentic Baingan Bharta...with meatballs of course. 

Meatball Curry Recipe:

• 1/2 lb ground beef
• 1 tsp minced ginger
• 1 tsp minced garlic
• 1 tsp minced cilantro
• 1 minced Serrano or Thai chili
• pinch of salt

• 1 small onion, chopped
• 4 cloves of garlic, minced
• 1 tbsp minced ginger
• 1 carrot, diced
• 2 Serrano or Thai chiles, diced
• About 5 Crimini mushrooms, chopped
• 1/2 Japanese purple eggplant, chopped
• 1/4 cup beef broth
• 1 tsp ground coriander
• 2 tsp ground cumin
• 2 tsp mustard powder
• 1 tsp turmeric
• 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
• 1/2 tsp black pepper
• salt
• 1 cup milk
• 1 tbsp ketchup
• 2 tbsp Greek yogurt thinned with about 2 tbsp water

In a bowl, combine the first set of ingredients. Pinch off about a tablespoon size and roll into balls. I got about 12 meatballs from 1/2 pound of beef. Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add the meatballs and cook until evenly browned. Remove, place on a plate and cover with paper towel. Add the onions to the residual grease and cook until softened and beginning to brown. Add the garlic and ginger and cook until fragrant and tender. Add about 1 tbsp of beef broth to deglaze the pan and scrape up all the browned bits. Next add your carrots and chiles, cook for a couple minutes. Add your mushrooms, cook for a couple minutes until they begin to release their moisture. Add your eggplant and cook until everything begins to soften. It might seem tedious, but I found that the order in which you add the ingredients and how long you let them cook and marinate with the other flavors is really important in this dish. Now add your blend of spices (plus salt to taste) and stir to make sure all the veggies are evenly coated. Cook for a couple minutes. Add your milk, remaining beef broth and ketchup. Stir and then add the Greek yogurt. 

Bring everything to a slight boil and then reduce heat. If you like the consistency of the sauce at this point, cover and let simmer. If you want it thicker, continue to cook with lid off. After about 10 minutes, add the meatballs back to the pan and cover. Cook for 5-7 minutes and then serve with rice or naan. I used a blend of black and brown rice.

Cinnamon Oat Cake with Roasted Peaches & Honey

 Tasty warm comforting goodness.

This is kind of like breakfast and kind of like dessert so basically you can eat it any time! The cake itself is not too sweet to complement the natural sugar in the peaches and the extra honey. I actually wouldn't even call it a cake - more like baked oatmeal bread pudding.

Cinnamon Oat Cake with Roasted Peaches & Honey Recipe:

• 1/2 cup rolled oats
• 1 tbsp brown sugar
• 1/4 cup applesauce
• 1 egg
• 3 tbsp milk
• pinch of salt
• 2 tsp cinnamon
• 2 tbsp chopped dried cranberries (or raisins)
• 1/2 tbsp melted butter
• 1 cup chopped peaches
• 1 tbsp honey (for drizzling)

Combine all your ingredients in a bowl (sans peaches and extra honey) and transfer to a 1-cup ramekin (this is a single serving recipe). Bake at 375 degrees for about 20 minutes. Wrap your peaches in a foil packet and throw in the oven as well. After 20 minutes,  set oven to broil to brown the top of the cake. By this time your peaches should also be soft, sweet and juicy. Remove the cake, let cool for a few minutes then remove from ramekin. Top with peaches, juice and extra honey. Yum!

Funfetti Cake Dip

 a.k.a. Homemade Dunkaroos. Uh, YEAH.

This stuff is like crack. I served it with pretty much any snack-like thing I had in the house, but I think it would be ideal with some animal crackers. Or Teddy Grahams. Mmmm. I used Greek yogurt because I have an abundance of it, but if you don't enjoy that slight tang then I would suggest using plain or even vanilla yogurt.

Funfetti Cake Dip Recipe:

• 1/4 cup yogurt
• 3-4 tbsp funfetti cake mix
• 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
• 1 tbsp milk (Greek yogurt is super thick so I added to make it more akin to frosting; regular yogurt might not need)
• Extra sugar (again for the Greek yogurt because it's so tangy)

Mix it all up and consume with anything edible. Hey I bet cardboard would even taste good with it.

Steamed Cod in Grape Leaves & Quinoa Tabbouleh

So this meal was pretty fun to make. It incorporated cooking techniques I've never tried (steaming fish in grape leaves) and also brought together great Greek flavors. The timing was a little off, however, as I tried to cook my quinoa in the rice cooker while simultaneously cooking my fish in the steamer basket attachment. The quinoa ended up cooking way before I had the fish ready so I had to take it out and keep it on the stove, add water to the cooker, wait for it to heat and then steam the fish. Oh well, tabbouleh is supposed to be served cold anyway. 

I also accompanied with some sauteed collard green stalks that ended up being fantastic. I had saved them from my New Year's collard green recipe and wasn't sure if they would be edible. Well, they are indeed and very good. Throw some pita bread and Greek yogurt on a plate and bam, you've got a Greek feast.

Steamed Cod in Grape Leaves Recipe:

• 11/2 pounds cod, cut into fillets (about the size of your palm, made about 8)
• 12 large grape leaves (4 extra to line the steamer basket)
• lemon slices
• salt, pepper

Season your cod generously with salt and pepper. Lay one lemon slice on a grape leaf, place fish on top and then wrap up. Put folded side face down in basket. Steam for about 10 minutes or until a knife pokes through the fish without resistance.

Quinoa Tabbouleh Recipe:

• 1 cup quinoa
• 2 cups water
• 1/2 red bell pepper, diced
• 1/2 cucumber, diced
• 1/4 red onion, diced
• 2 garlic cloves, minced
• 2 tbsp fresh mint, chopped
• 2 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped
• 1 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped
• Juice of 1 lemon
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• salt, black pepper

Cook your quinoa. Add all the ingredients, mix and enjoy!

Sauteed Collard Green Stalks Recipe:

• 1 tbsp olive oil
• Stalks of 1 bunch of collard greens, chopped
• 3 cloves garlic, minced
• salt, black pepper, red pepper flakes
• 1 tbsp white wine
• 2 tbsp water

Heat olive oil over medium heat in a large sauce pan. Add your stems and seasonings. Cook until they begin to brown but still retain bright green color and are a bit softer. Add garlic. Cook until fragrant and then deglaze the pan with wine and water. Reduce to medium low and cook until moisture has evaporated and stalks are tender. 

S'mores Cupcakes

I <3 s'mores. 

Sadly, they are very difficult to eat with braces/missing teeth. Although I wouldn't consider  these cupcakes a "substitute" for the delicious campfire treat, they are pretty darn tasty and way easier to eat. The toasted marshmallow top is essential. I only had mini marshmallows on hand, but would recommend using half a large marshmallow instead. Also I intended on putting graham cracker crumbs on the bottom before pouring in the batter, but forgot so just crumbled on top.

S'mores Cupcakes Recipe:

• 1 box chocolate cake mix
• 2 graham crackers, crushed
• 2 tbsp chocolate syrup
• 1/2 large marshmallow per cupcake or 3 mini marshmallows per cupcake

Make your cupcakes according to the box instructions. I always make changes to mine (for example, this time I subbed buttermilk for the liquid and added 2 tbsp extra unsweetened cocoa). When the cupcakes are finished, remove from oven, re-position rack to second notch from the top and set to broil. Brush each cupcake with a little chocolate syrup (this helps the marshmallows stick), top with marshmallows and place under the broiler. This will only take like 1-2 minutes and check often! Those suckers will burn fast. Remove from oven and smush down the marshmallows a bit. Drizzle extra chocolate syrup and sprinkle with graham crackers crumbs. 

Traditional New Year's Meal

This is just one of those meals from my childhood that I could never seem to get enough of. To this day, every New Year I have to eat ham, greens, black-eyed peas and biscuits. Frankly, I could eat this meal ANY day of the year, but I reserve it especially for January 1st. Most people have their own renditions, but this one is perdy darn good. My only fail was the buttermilk biscuits, which made me VERY, VERY sad. I had been craving good, fluffy homemade buttermilk biscuits for days and really wanted to make them myself. Alas, I think my baking powder is expired/I overworked the dough because they really didn't rise. The taste was all there, but not the texture.

Southern New Year's Meal Recipe:

Sweet Mustard Glazed Ham

• 1/2 boneless fully cooked honey ham
• 1 cup water
• about 10 whole cloves
• 2 tbsp yellow mustard
• 1/2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
• 1 tbsp ketchup
• 1 tsp curry powder
• 2 tsp brown sugar
• 1 tsp cayenne pepper

Place your ham cut-side down in a baking pan with all the juices. Follow directions on package (mine said add 1 cup of water). Stick cloves all over the ham. Combine all of the remaining ingredients and brush 3/4 of the mixture on the ham. Cover tightly with foil and bake in oven for about 1 hour at 325 degrees. After 1 hour, take the ham out and brush the remaining 1/4 glaze. Seal tightly again and cook for 30 minutes. I actually made extra glaze to have as a dipping sauce.

Spicy Black-eyed Peas

• 2 cans black-eyed peas
• 1 tbsp jalapeno hot sauce
• 2 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp black pepper
• salt to taste

Heat everything up. Yep, I go the easy route with these. Yes, you could slow cook dried beans in bacon all day long, but I just like the canned ones. Plus I reserve the special "bacon-ing" for the collard greens.

Collard Greens with Bacon

• 2 slices bacon of choice, diced
• 1 small yellow onion, diced
• 3 garlic cloves, minced
• salt, black pepper
• 1 tsp maple syrup
• generous dashes of your favorite hot sauce
• 3 tbsp apple cider vinegar
• 1 bunch of fresh collard greens, chopped
• 1 cup water or stock

Cook your bacon over medium heat just until it begins to brown but is still pink. Add onions and cook until they are soft. Add garlic, salt and pepper and cook for a couple minutes. Add syrup, hot sauce and vinegar to deglaze the pan, scraping up all the bacon bits. Simmer for a couple minutes and then add your collard greens and water/stock. Bring to a simmer and then reduce temperature to medium-low. Cover and cook for at least 30 minutes. Reduce to low and continue to cook for as long as you want. The more time those flavors spend together, the better! 

Homemade Buttermilk Biscuits

• 1 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
• 3/4 cup cake flour
• 3 tsp baking powder
• 1 tsp baking soda
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 4 tbsp cold shortening (or butter)
• 1 cup cold buttermilk

Combine your dry ingredients in a large bowl. Using your fingers, crumble in the cold shortening and mix with your hands slightly. Add the buttermilk and combine with your hands just until everything barely comes together. Knead a couple times on a floured surface and pat into 3/4 inch thickness. Using a circle cutter (or a small glass) cut out your biscuits. Place on a greased cookie sheet and bake at 450 degrees for about 10-12 minutes, or until golden brown on top. Hopefully this works for people with fresh baking powder and better hands!